I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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