i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
cat food counts as protein by the way
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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