We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i came on her dog
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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