I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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