Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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