they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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