I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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