Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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