Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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