I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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