before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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