Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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