we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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