Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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