I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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