What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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