Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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