So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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