This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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