Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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