Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
