My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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