thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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