First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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