Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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