Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
