It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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