Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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