That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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