She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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