Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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