Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i will never coherently bang her
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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