i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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