Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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