I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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