he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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