I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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