out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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