sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
