Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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