Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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