my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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