But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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