...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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