Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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