..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
People in love make me want to vomit
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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