the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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