Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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