either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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