Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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