Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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