I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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